Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler by unknown
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. by unknown
Boss :Where were you born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab. by Unknown